The Life of my BlackBerry - Day 1

It is approximately 7 A.M. and today Endi finally unboxed me! The fresh air really does a piece of beauty like me some good. Being in that stuffy box for so long really does mess up your integrated circuits. As soon as Endi opened me, I knew it was love at first sight. I found it quite amusing though at the fact that his sister stared in jealousy from the corner of her eyes! Regardless of his sister's evil-eye, Endi put me in his pocket and off to school we went. He was too excited to even remember eating breakfast.

With every passing minute in the school, I felt harassed because every few minutes I was being fondled by his endless amount of friends. It really did feel that this harass went on forever. Exchanging of phone numbers, BlackBerry Messenger PINs and the constant texting is quite a demanding job, but good thing I am built to handle that sort of resource-intensive work! I think I was Endi's first smartphone because he would look at me during equal intervals of about two minutes. With all the buzz surrounding my release, I was sort of expecting the attention so it wasn't anything new. What really amazed me was how much Endi texted, I mean... the guy is a machine! He easily sent over 500 messages within twelve hours of opening me! That's abnormal.

 Now it is getting close to night time, so he's going to sleep. He already figured out how to put an alarm on me and everything! All I know, is that I cannot wait until tomorrow because Endi really knows how to use a phone!